Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Beckinsale at the beach

So, it's Wednesday, and we all know what that means.

It's the moment all five of our readers have been waiting for with baited breath for almost an entire week. That's right it's the Hump Day Update #4.

For this weeks post we will be going to the beach. Why? Because the beach is one of those spectacular wonders of nature, that can barely be improved upon. That is, unless you add to it another natural miracle. In this case Kate Beckinsale.

Man did somebody get this one right. Kate's absolutely perfect. Seriously, Underworld is a pretty much porn. Show me a man who can make it throught that movie without "it" moving and I'll show you a Clay Aiken fan.

Kate is so far up on the definitely hump list that I wouldn't be surprised if she was the one taking pictures for google earth.


P.S. Kate's hotter than your wife/girlfriend/sister/mom etc.

Previous Humpday's

Humpday #3

Humpday #2

Humpday #1

Tuesday, September 26, 2006


Life Style Extra from the UK states:

- Scarlett Johansson was terrified before having her first Brazilian wax, it has been reported. Insiders say the 'Black Dahlia' actress - who booked in to New York's Oasis Day Spa recently - was "a nervous wreck" before stripping off for the potential painful beauty treatment, according to the New York Post newspaper.When the gorgeous blonde removed her clothes, a source revealed: "The waxing crew couldn't stop admiring her body."

This is the kind of event that will bring peace to the Middle East.

If the Pope would stop screwing it up…..


I can’t hear you because so many angels are singing….

Monday, September 25, 2006

Grey's Anatomy premieres

So here I am sitting on the couch feeling sick, eating a banana and watching Grey’s anatomy off my PVR. Grey’s anatomy make’s me feel a little less sick. What a gorgeous show!

Speaking of Grey’s anatomy, speaking of gorgeous, all I can think about right now is how badly I want one of Izzie’s muffins. She was baking all episode and I think her muffin would be absolutely delicious. Mmmmmuffin… I’m sure we can all agree that Issie’s muffins are perfectly shaped, perfectly moist, perfectly scrumptious. I just want to unwrap that muffin and dive right in. I may even lend her my banana so she can put it in her muffin.


Issie's muffin dominates your muffin


OK, so it’s been a while since the last update. We were on vacation. Or drunk. Had food poisoning? Our dogs ate our keyboards. The server was down. In jail. Locked in the basement. Surfing. In a meeting. Relaxing with a Thai hooker. Whatever you like, regardless, we’re back now and you haven’t been told what to do for a few days so check out our latest offering in our music world.

75 random songs to download today, in no particular order of importance, they’re all that good…..

1. Ordinary World – Duran Duran
2. Bringing on the Heartbreak – Def Leppard
3. Ruby Soho – Rancid
4. Bobcaygeon – The Tragically Hip
5. Bitch Please III – feat. DMX, Xzibit, Eminem, Ja Rule, Dr Dre, Snoop
6. Everyday – Dave Matthews Band
7. In this Life – Chantal Kreviazuk
8. Dosed – Red Hot Chili Peppers
9. Your Wildest Dreams – Moody Blues
10. No Control – Bad Religion
11. Fade to Black – Metallica
12. Release Yo’ Delf – Method Man
13. Wish You Were Here – Pink Floyd
14. Let Down – Radiohead
15. Bat Out of Hell – Meatloaf
16. Holiday in Cambodia – Dead Kennedys
17. One Piece at a Time – Johnny Cash
18. Nice Legs Shame About the Face – Monks
19. Little Red Corvette – Prince
20. Ring – Dino Martinis
21. John the Revelator – Depeche Mode
22. The Hand that Feeds – Nine Inch Nails
23. Eye – Smashing Pumpkins
24. Loverboy – Billy Ocean
25. Given to Fly – Pearl Jam
26. City of Angels – The Distillers
27. No Sugar Tonight – The Guess Who
28. My Michelle – Guns and Roses
29. Peace Frog – The Doors
30. Peaceful Day – Pennywise
31. The Battle of Evermore – Led Zeppelin
32. The Distance – Cake
33. Take me Home, Country Roads – John Denver
34. Sunday Morning – No Doubt
35. Fallen Angel – Poison
36. I Remember You – Skid Row
37. I Was Made for Lovin You – KISS
38. Where’s your Mom? – Chixdiggit
39. It’s Hard for me to Say I’m Sorry – Chicago
40. Stay in the Light – Honeymoon Suite
41. Velocity – Face to Face
42. Separate Ways – Journey
43. Shake Your Foundations – AC/DC
44. Mind Over Matter – Ice T
45. E-Bow the Letter – REM
46. Cracklin’ Rosie – Neil Diamond
47. Girl, You’ll be a Woman Soon – Urge Overkill
48. I Will Follow – U2
49. Listen to your Heart – Roxette
50. Mack the Knife – Bobby Darin
51. Been Caught Stealing – Jane’s Addiction
52. I Held her in my Arms – Violent Femmes
53. I Want You – Bob Dylan
54. Mystify – INXS
55. Dirty Magic –Offspring
56. Cheap Seats – Alabama
57. Perfect Situation – Weezer
58. Never Had a Dream Come True – S Club 7
59. I Touch Myself – The Divinyls
60. Love is a Battlefield – Pat Benatar
61. Because the Night – 10,000 Maniacs
62. Runaway – Bon Jovi
63. Born to Run – Bruce Springsteen
64. Faith – George Michael
65. Call me Al – Paul Simon
66. Sexx Laws – Beck
67. Bizarre Love Triangle – New Order
68. Good Enough – Sarah Mclachlan
69. Don’t Dream it’s Over – Crowded House
70. Lyin’ Eyes – Eagles
71. Ground Control to Major Tom – David Bowie
72. Run to the Hills – Iron Maiden
73. I Can Still Make Cheyenne – George Strait
74. California Love – Tupac/Dr Dre
75. London Calling – The Clash

If you don’t like at least 37 of these songs then you should go out and buy a Backstreet Boys cd. Open it slowly, so you don’t scratch the case. Remove the disc. Then use the disc to slowly cut your wrists because you suck so much.