Oh by the way it’s hump day. We are going to be bringing you a weekly feature on hump days. It will be a little post on someone we would like to, or would not like to, hump.
Today’s inaugural hump day post is brought to you by;
Beverly Mitchell
Beverly Mitchell is officially someone I would NOT like to hump. She has all the physical attributes of a humpable female, (two arms, two legs or any combination of four balanced appendages) however she is severely lacking in a couple mental aspects. She’s spent the last two decades starring as the prude in the television series 7th Heaven, which leads me to believe she is anything but a minx in the sack. I assume that bumping nasties with Bev would be somewhat similar to walking up to an escalator, and finding it stationary.
Sure you’re eventually gonna get to the place you intend to get, but you’re gonna have to exert a lot more effort than you had initially planned.
Jb
Bev, if you disagree, prove me wrong and maybe you can make another appearance as next weeks humped Wednesday.
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