Had a Starbucks coffee today. Then I barfed. And I’m not even a super model. Anymore. But that’s beside the point. Starbucks coffee is gross. Beyond gross. In fact, if I put some molasses in a cup, added a drop of vinegar, spit some chewing tobacco into it twice, and then topped it off with a hint of gasoline, I believe I would have a better cup than Starbucks has to offer.
And yet there is a Starbucks on every corner throughout your city with people lining up to pay $4.00 for a double mocha grande half-latte reverse cappucini with a hint of lime. Are you people retarded? Are you so beaten down by major corporations and movie star publicity shots that you completely give up on your own sense of taste?
Speaking of poor taste, you know who drinks Starbucks - Ben Affleck, that’s who. And you know what he does. Nothing. But you also pay $10.50 every time one of his big screen atrocities comes to town. In fact, you probably almost cry into your coffee cup every time you watch Armageddon and Bruce Willis switches spots with Ben Affleck to save the world and everybody’s yelling and crying……………………hang on a sec I have something in my eye……………..
gB
Someone should tell this homeless dude his newspaper is upside down.....
3 comments:
My excuse for crying at that part of the movie (ok the whole thing) was pregnancy.
a double mocha grande half-latte reverse cappucini with a hint of lime cost 4.50 ok... drop it...
What is Mr. Affleck's most recent video? This juicy bit from our friends at www.break.com shows that Ben is as much of a stud as he is an actor. Of course, the reporter does not seem to mind. Thanks jB for introducing me to break.com...hours of entertainment.
Post a Comment