TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan was rushed to hospital after breaking her left wrist at a fashion week party. She was attending an event at blah blah blah… Not really what I’m concerned about.
I really just want to know if she’s left or right handed. I figure if she’s naturally left handed her income will drop by about eighty percent until the hand is healed. There’s no way she’ll be able to earn as much crack with her off hand. (H.J.’s for crack?)
Jb
Every cloud has a silver lining. Once she’s all healed up she’ll be much more ambidextrous, and possibly be able to fluff guys double time, which will no doubt allow her to be railed by at least twice as many dudes.
If you don’t get the fluff reference you may need to check out this link.
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