Amazing Race 10 Premieres

Sunday saw the premiere of the latest installment of the Amazing race. I think it’s amazing race 64. Whatever, here’s my pre-race team comments.


Brown team – Would have a better chance of winning if someone would just arrange it. (Arranged marriage joke, no? didn’t work? Hey I never asked you to read it)

Hicks – David and Marie. Met working at McDonald’s! Looking forward to a dentist visit if they win. Hey, who’s watching their 13 kids? Ah who cares, they’re probably better off without their parents anyway.

Black team – Look for this team to make up a lot of ground at pitstops. They should be used to having other people make them do work.

Cheerleaders – Kellie and Jamie. It’s already been broughten. Hot girls never win, but the producer keeps them around a while for ratings. Look for them to exit at about the 4 teams left mark.

Muslims –Do you think these two are gonna get through security in even half the airports they visit? Odds to win 2.4 million to 1.

Peter and Sarah – Sarah is missing a leg. They’re both Iron man competitors, and they only need to carry 75% of the body the other teams need to carry? Looks like a lock. 5 – 1 to win unless one of the other teams steal her prosthetic leg. Look for them to kill in the three legged race pit stop.

Miss America – Dustin and Candice. Lost at miss America pageant, look for the trend to continue. Maybe after losing again they’ll agree to be in Big Brother seventy eight or the surreal life so I can watch them sleep. (Did you get the; I’m creeped out shivers? Hey, Creepy is the new cool) Tenth runner up.

All the other teams – Didn’t make enough of an impression to deserve a comment. Plus they’re all gay. Some Gay dudes, ex-druggies turned life partner models, estranged father – lesbian daughter.

The first episode includes a plot twist where a team is eliminated mid race resulting in the Muslim team being eliminated. All the other teams pay lip service by saying they’re so sad, they were such nice people, but you could plainly see everyone breathe a sigh of relief. Coincidentally, it was at this point in the episode that all the teams abandoned the mandatory 100 meter buffer around other teams’ vehicles.

Jb