Maria Sharapova won her second grand slam title this evening as she defeated Justine Henin-Hardene in the US Open final.
To Maria I say;
Congrats honey, I'm super pumped for you. Oh ya, could you pick up some milk on the way home. I think we're out. See you tonight. Luv you.
To Justine I say ;
Justine, I hope you learned your lesson. You're just not pretty enough. Sometimes I don't even think you're trying to be sexy.
Jb
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