www.imdb.com reports that the North American take for the top five movies at the box office this weekend were as follows; to the right, in red, you will find the Jargon Bear rating. (That is if movies were rated as presents for a five year old boy)
1. Invincible 15.2 M Gobot 
2. Crank 13.0 M Jeep Wrangler
3. Wicker Man 11.7 M Jigsaw Puzzle
4. Little Miss Sunshine 9.72 M Bocce Set
5. The Illusionist 8.02 M Kinder Egg
Legend
1. Gobot – Thanks uncle crack habit, what didn’t you have enough cash for the Transformer. This movie's already been done and already been done better.
2. Jeep Wrangler – As much adrenaline kick as you can legally get as a five year old. Coolest movie on the street.
3. Jigsaw puzzle – Super overrated. Could probably get some enjoyment out of it, but would require too much cranial work, plus it’s super slow, and at the end, all you’ve got is a picture that you had all along on the outside of the box.
4. Bocce Set – Looks pretty plain, but MAN is there a lot of fun to be had here. Get’s really fun when things deviate from the beaten path. (Off road Bocce anyone)
5. Kinder Surprise Egg – There’s potentially something beautiful inside. In this case Jessica Biel.
Jb 
2 comments:
You have inspired me to go see Crank. Everyone loves a Jeep Wrangler.
I want to see little miss sunshine. I heard nothing but good things. Great rating system.
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