Sweet Symphony of Sound

Ryan Porter on MSN.ca reports;

“Paris Hilton has bought a ticket to outer space. Her ticket is to board the maiden voyage of Richard Branson's Virgin Enterprise space ship.”

You know that sound you get when you hold an empty bottle out the window of a moving car? That kind of whooooooooooooooooo……..
Well I imagine Paris’ various orifices, or if you prefer orifi, would make an amazing symphony of sounds while rocketing toward outer space. From the, slightly distorted, (as a result of the disturbance of air flow due to the lesions near the entrance), low pitched woeeeee emitted by her canyonous nether regions, to the high pitched weeeeee as the air whistled past the barren cavity that is presumed to contain the cranium. Oh what a sweet symphony of sound it would be.
At any rate we can agree that it would be a better auditory experience than her debut CD. Other than that first single. Admit it, it’s kind of catchy, you sort of like it, you’ve caught yourself singing along in the car when you thought no one was looking. Loser!

Jb