Monday, September 04, 2006

This weekend’s movie review


Crank

Let me begin by saying that Amy Smart is one of the most underrated hotties out there. I would hit it even in that alternate reality in Butterfly effect where she’s a crack whore. And the scene from Crank in Chinatown just cemented her place on the ladder a couple of rungs below Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Alba.
So the movie;
You know that feeling I get when I hear your car pull up in the driveway and your girlfriend and I scramble to get clothed and I spend the foreseeable future in your closet? Well Crank is two hours of that feeling.

P.S. I like that cupping thing your girlfriend does.

Jb

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