Jessica Alba’s in my Country!!! TMZ reports;
" The foxy brunette was caught in action feeding a group of penguins while filming on the set of her new movie in Edmonton, Canada. Alba is staring opposite funnyman Dane Cook in the romantic comedy. This is the same set on which Alba lost one tooth and chipped another while filming a love scene with Cook a week ago. Alba described that somewhat calamitous clinch as "not the slowest, most romantic love scene," hence the dental issues.”
Alright, just about every word of this story pisses me off, but let’s begin with Jessica Alba feeding penguins. Jessica Alba. Quite possibly the most beautiful girl in the world is feeding cute little penguins. The last thing this girl needs is to enlist the help of penguins or koala’s to help her image; that should be reserved for people like G. Bush, or O. Bin Laden. That’s like a 3 week old golden retriever puppy thinking about getting a kitten to help pick up chicks.
Then there’s the whole Dane Cook angle. Seriously, this guy is funny, but no way does he deserve to be doing films with the likes of Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba, much less have the pleasure of a simulated sex scene with Alba. Even less a violent simulated sex scene that from the sounds of it we have not seen since Diane Lane got uber railed in Unfaithful.
Dude must be in to some serious voodoo shit.
Jb
P.S. Even though the sex was simulated. I will give anyone out there 100 to 1 odds that Dane Cook walked off the set with a glorious pant puddle.
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