Thursday, August 31, 2006

Open Quandary



For who could ever learn to Love……A Beast

So, I just happen to glance over at the U.S. Open Tennis action and apparently we’re in the round where they pit the Beauty against the Beast. No kidding, it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions for my loins. One second they’re drawn to the screen like a five year old child in the suburbs is to the sound of the ice cream truck and the next second they’re shrieking away as if there was a big screen shot of someone administered a tetanus shot.

I have a good feeling about the match, mostly because even if Serena “wins” there’s a solid chance she’ll be disqualified because it’s a women’s tournament.

*note - the picture on the right is actually an artists rendering of Serena. I thought it would be less offensive than a live action picture.

Jb

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