Ugh, mornings are the worst. Want to know what else I hate…..well I’ll tell you anyway:
- work
- loitering teens
- baseball
- Honda Element
- goth
- wearing jeans at thanksgiving
- people who make/watch movies like “Step Up”
- baseball
- all those crappy talent shows on US television
- everything else
However, 9 out of 10 Snakes on a Plane agree that the following things are all better than you:
- underwear with that old reliable hole you know where
- Toonces the driving cat
- Jon Stewart
- baseball offseason
- Maria Kirilenko (she’s the new Sharapova - look her up, tell her I said hi)
- Pilsner beer
- mustaches
- joint pain
- sundresses
Fanstasy football advice for today, pick up Ernest Wilford from the Jacksonsville Jaguars as your reserve wide receiver, should be found in most free agent pools if your league doesn’t suck. Or don’t pick him up. And lose to the guy who does. I don’t care.
gB
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