Brad Pitt to Wed when U.S. allows Gay Marriage

So, MSN reports that Brad Pitt is holding out for the United States to change the same sex marriage law before he ties the knot.
You can read the article here;

So, what I’m getting out of this is;

Brad Pitt may be a gay female. Seriously, you’re with what might be one of the most beautiful women on the planet, you have a family, albeit a mostly adopted family, (and who’s to say the mailman isn’t responsible for little Shiloh), and you are waiting for the same sex marriage law to change before sealing the deal???

I can’t remember the last time I was this suspicious of another bear. Oh wait, yes I can. It was that green pantsuit wearing Sunni. You know Sunni, she used to go bouncing here and there and everywhere. Something, something… high adventure that’s beyond compare…
Gummi Bears!!!!

No kidding that girl was headed for a lifetime of same gender lovin’. She didn’t stand a chance. Had the show ever had a visiting female bear they would have spent so much time “canoodling” that she would have immediately fallen in to a comatose state of hibernation never to arise until next spring when the gummi berries were ripe for the picking.


Jb

Man did I love that show! Seriously, up there with Transformers and Thundercats. Wayyyy above Inspector Gadget and Smurfs.