Wee Wie

Following Jb’s in depth investigative journalism last week about Michelle Wie, readers will be pleased to know that during today’s second round of the 84 Lumber Classic, Lady Wie has posted the enviable score of 81. Not to be confused with the also atrocious 77 she shot yesterday. Miss Wie currently sits in LAST PLACE AGAIN in this men’s PGA event, seemingly a common storyline for this situation.

When reached for comment Wie told me “Well, 84 Lumber Classic is a stupid tournament name anyway.”

I of course began to breathe heavily and then said in a high pitched voice “You wan cheecken flied lice!?!”.

Bear = 1
16 year old girl = 0

gB