I’d like to speak to you all about something important and truly dear to my heart. Something that perhaps we take for granted on a regular basis and I find that very unfortunate. We have members of society among us who diligently work to improve our lives, with no regard to their own safety, egos or general well being. I truly believe it is important for us to stand up and recognize the importance these people play in the shaping of our dreams and visions.
I’m talking, of course, about Cheerleaders.
Cheerleaders are always smiling. That should be enough. But they also offer us halftime shows. How could you possibly make football better? Cheerleaders, that’s how. Ever need to know what day of the month it is? Well bust open you’re shiny new Cheerleader calendar my friend and they provide the answer. Who’s always available for an early death/gratuitous nudity scene in the latest horror flick? You know who. I bet if you put 30 cheerleaders in a locked room for 24 hours they come out with a cure for something. Maybe just a cure for that 4 hour Viagra side effect, but still a cure.
Moment of silence please……
What are you hiding under there....?
Go! Charge! Yeah! Ummmm!
A sincere thank you, from my dreams, my left hand, my cable subscriber, and internet junkies everywhere.
gB
Thanks to random people, other sites, and Google Images for the pics…….
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