Rage Meter Part Deux

7 – Tripping on a public staircase and looking around to make sure everybody else is pretending they didn’t see anything

22.4 – This rash that seems to be …………..nevermind

39 and a half – Flesh colored banana hammocks

Gretzky’s Jersey – My sausage fingers on my cell phone buttons

Gretzky’s Jersey + 6 – “Loosen up my Buttons” by Pussycat Dolls

Gretzky’s Jersey + Lemieux’s Jersey = Baseball still has about 209 regular season games left to play

372 – Skinny dogs (usually found unchained in yards with cars up on blocks)

1004 – T-roofs, Zubaz pants, fanny packs

17,043 – That bearded dude from the Canadian Tire commercials (who’s with me?)


Album of the week:

Depeche Mode – Violator (1990)



gB